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Therapist: So let's begin, William you keep having freak-out's and burn stuff, is that correct?

William: Yes.

Therapist: OK, but why do you do it?

William: It all happened when I was a kid...a 3 year old. It was my first time in timeout...then I felt like I was imprisioned.

Therapist: OK. But why do you burn stuff?

William: BECAUSE MY STUPID DAD KEEPS CALLING ME A FREAKING JERK!!!

Therapist: OK, so it's your Dad's fault.

William: YES IT IS!!! HE'S THE REAL JERK!!!

Therapist: Calm down William. Now here, I'll give you these pills. Take them 1 per day

William: OK... but how is that going to help me?

Therapist: It will help you calm down.

-Later-

William: Ah... I can't belive this... I can't believe my Dad called me a jerk again... I hate myself...

Bill: HA HA! YOU FREAKING JERK!

William: YOU BETTER SHUT UP DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: No, jerk! Now let me eat your pills!

William: NO DON'T!!!

Bill: TOO LATE JERK! But why do I feel di- (passes out)

William: Well, at least I know that having too much pills will lead to fainting.

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