Lift Yourself
Wordsworth: Today I will react to a song made by Kanye West called Lift Yourself. Let's hear it!
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Wordsworth: I'm so sorry, musicians. I can't believe this man is associated to you all. I'm gonna talk to him.
At Kanye's house...
Wordsworth: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING KANYE?!?!
Kanye: But that verse though... it was amazing!
Wordsworth: MY ASS!!! PLAYBOI CARTI, YOUNG THUG, AND FUTURE ARE MORE UNDERSTANDABLE THAN WHATEVER FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU JUST SPOKE!!!
Kanye: Watch your mouth! Besides, if you don't like it, you don't have to listen to it.
Wordsworth: THAT'S IT!!!
Wordsworth take the hard drive of the Yandhi leaks and destroys it
Kanye: WHAT THE FRICK JERK?!?! I WAS GONNA RELEASE IT TOMORROW!!!
Wordsworth: WELL NOW IT'S GONE BECAUSE FUCK YOU KANYE!!!
We cut to David Cross reading a story to the children
David: And that's why Yandhi will never be officially released.
Kids: That story sucked ass!
David: Well that's all I got! Besides, Wordsworth is still in a coma ever since Kanye knocked him out! Now I'm going to play in the new shitty Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip My Fucking Ass, O Jesus! Hopefully Daniel Castle doesn't flip his shit when it releases!