William: Hey guys, so today, I have a funny prank on my mom and dad. I have a $10,000 fidget spinner that I bought with my dad's credit card. It says it goes 1000 mph and it can slice things up. So I'm gonna make it go 1000 mph and slice the house.
(So William makes the spinner go 1000 mph and he uses it to slice the house in half)
William: There! Now for them to come!
(Violette and Bill come back to see the house sliced)
Bill: WHY THE FRICK IS THE HOUSE SLICED?!?!
Violette: I dunno, Bill, but it looks it's gonna fall :(
William: That was me.
Bill and Violette: THAT WAS WHO?!?!
William: Me! I used a 1000 mph fidget spinner to slice the house in half!
Bill: NO WONDER THE BANK CALLED ME SAYING THAT I OWE THEM $10,000!
Violette: But William, why would you do that?!?!
William: For a prank!
Violette: A prank? A PRANK?!?! WILLIAMYOUSLICEDTHEHOUSEINHALFNOWWEWILLBEHOMELESS!!! (fast talk)
William: We will not be homeless.
(One half falls and slams into the pool)
William: Ok we will be homeless.