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Violette: So William bought a new Canada Goose jacket after a fox egged it in PSYCHO FOX ATTACKS WILLIAM OVER CANADA GOOSE!!! and William loves it!

Woman: Excuse me, but is that a Canada Goose jacket?

William: Yeah.

Woman: Well, people working for Canada Goose trap foxes in crazy and excessive pain and lock them up. The poor foxes are then taken to a slaughterhouse where there fur is shaved and used for the jacket.

Violette: Oh my gosh William! I wish we bought a fake fur one!

Woman: That's a great idea! Plus, you'll look just as good as in those as you are in this one.

William: Yeah, but I have one question.

Woman: Ok...

William: THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!!! I CAN WEAR FUR IF I WANT TO! IT'S NOT LIKE NORTH KOREA WHERE THE GOVERNMENT WILL KILL YOU OVER PANTS!!! GO KYS AND LEAVE THIS COUNTRY ALONE!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Woman: Sir, this issue has nothing to do with North Korea or any other political issue. I'm just saying that you need to make the right choice. I mean, would you kill your cat for fur?

William: KILL THIS!!! (fingers the lady)

Violette: OHMYGOSHWILLIAMYOUJERKYOUDONOTFINGERHER!!! (fast talk)

Fox: AND GUESS WHO'S BACK?!?! (eggs lady, William and Violette)

Woman: YOU IDIOT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO EGG ME!!!

William: NOT AGAIN!!!

Fox: GET REKT!!! GO VEGAN!!!

William: THAT. IS. IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws fox on the street)

Woman: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY PET YOU JERK!!!!!

Violette: WILLIAMWHATISYOURPROBLEM?!?! NOWTHEFOXISDEADANDITISYOURFAULT!!! (fast talk)

Fox: ooooowwww.......

William: GET FREAKING REKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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