William: So I'm gonna get my shoes back hacking eBay and taking off the sale.
Some hacking later...
William: Ok I cancelled the bid and now my shoes are back.
Violette: Time to see what money I will get for the shoes :)
Checks eBay to not see the bid
Violette: What? How can this... WILLIAMGWTYOURA**OVERHERERIGHTNOW!!! (fast talk)
Violette: Where is the shoe bid?
William: What are you talking about?
Violette: IT'S GONE! IWASGONNABERICHANDNOWICAN'T!!! (fast talk)
William: Maybe someone hacked your account and gotten rid of the bid.
Violette: Oh, I see.. THENWHATTHEF***AREYOUWEARINGONYOURFEETJERK?!?! (fast talk)
William: What about them?
Violette: IT'S YOUR OLD SHOES!!!
William: No, I bought them with my own money. I just got them and they look cool!
Violette: COOL?!?! THEREISF***INGTAPEONYOURF***INGSHOES!!! (fast talk)
William: STOP CUSSING DINGBAG!
Violette: ANDYOUSTOPHACKINGMYF***INGEBAYACCOUNTDINGBAG!!! (fast talk)
William: THAT'S IT!!! (slams monitor and spits on it)
Violette: WILLIAMNOOOOOOOOISPENT2F***INGGRANDONTHATMONITOR!!! (fast talk)
William: I DON'T F***ING CARE!!! NEXT TIME, THINK BEFORE YOU SELL SOMETHING I LIKE!!!