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Note: This is a alternative version to Rushwrj13's story on WILLIAM'S OZARK BIBLE INSTITUTE ADVENTURES where William blows up the Institute so he won't go through the torture. Enjoy!

Bill: Here we are, jerk! We're at Neosho, Missouri!

William: FOR THE LAST GOD DANG TIME! TURN BACK!!!

Violette: NO WILLIAM! THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE TIMES WHERE YOU TERRORIZED THE FAMILY!!!

Bill: And there's the institute!!!

William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the institute...

Principle: Welcome to Ozark Bible Institute! Here, your son will be tortured-I mean, learning about god and Christianity for 4 years!

William: 4 years? 4 FREAKING YEARS?!?!

Principle: Yeah! Do you have anything to say to your parents before they go back home?

William: Yes... I have one thing to say mom and dad...

Violette: What is it?

William: GET REKT!!! (building blows up, killing everyone but William, Violette and Bill)

Violette: WILLIAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BLOW UP THE INSTITUTE YOU WERE GONNA GET TORTURED AND EVERYTHING AND NOW IT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE OF YOU JERK!!!

Bill: I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE YOU!!! NOW WE CAN'T GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

William: I DON'T CARE!!! I'M NOT STAYING IN THIS NORTH KOREA LIKE BOOT CAMP FOR 4 F***ING YEARS!!! THIS BOMBING WAS FOR ALL THE TIMES THEY HAVE TORTURED THE POOR LITTLE SOULS OF KIDS!!! AND THIS IS ALSO A PUNISHMENT FOR YOU GUYS TO NEVER MESS WITH ME!!!

Bill: YOU FREAKING JERK!!! YOUR GONNA GET ARRESTED NOW!!!

William: NO!!! BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS SO BAD THAT THE POLICE AREN'T GONNA ARREST ME!!! THEY ACTUALLY WANT THIS PLACED BOMBED!!!

Violette: SO YOU AND THE POLICE PLANNED THIS?!?!

William: YEP!!!

Bill: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE YOU JERK!!!

Violette: WILLIAMYOUPSYCHOYOURINHUGETROUBLEWHENWEGETHOME!!! (fast talk)

William: I DON'T CARE!!! NOW LET'S GET BACK IN THE CAR, DRIVE HOME AND FORGET THIS HAPPENED!!!

Violette: LIKE WE'RE GONNA FORGET ABOUT A BOMBING THAT ALMOST KILLED US!!!

Bill: LET'S JUST GO HOME VIOLETTE!!!

Violette: FINE BILL!!! BUT WILLIAM IS STILL GONNA GET PUNISHED WHEN WE GET BACK HOME!!!

William: I DON'T CARE!!! GET REKT YOU FREAKING SCRUBS!!!

See Part 2 in MISSOURI STATE GOVERNOR SUES WILLIAM FOR OZARK BOMBING!!!

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