WILLIAM'S OZARK BIBLE INSTITUTE ADVENTURES #1: THE BIG NEWS
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Written and Produced by Rush Richardson, 2017, United States of America
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This transcript is not means to bash Ozark Bible Institute in any way (even though they are a cult). The whole concept of William attending Ozark Bible Institute is to punish William. Ozark is the strictest college I have found (handbook here ), and I am using the college as a "Boot Camp" for William.
Part 1: THE BIG NEWS
Setting: The Violette1st Household, somewhere in rural-Maryland, Mid-August 2017
Violette: "William!"
No Response
Violette: "WILLIAM!"
Still no response
Violette: "WIIILLLIIIAAAM!"
William: "WHAT!?"
Bill walks toward the stairwell
Bill: "William, get down here! It's very urgent!"
William, surprisingly, walks downstairs to the sound of his parents' voices.
William: "What could possibly so important for me to stop playing video games?"
Bill: "Well this is the last of video games you will be playing for a long time, buddy!"
Violette: "That's right, because you're going to move halfway across the country while attending a place called Ozark Bible Institute."
Bill: "It's in Missouri, and there's no escape you little jerk."
Violette: "That's not all, according to their student handbook, they are the strictest and harshest Bible College in the whole country."
William: "But we're not even religious! Why would you send me halfway across the country to attend a bible college?"
Violette: "William, it's because the Ozark Bible Institute will serve as a boot camp. They do not allow video games, t-shirts, secular music or YouTube."
William: "NO VIDEO GAMES!?"
William bolts toward the front door to escape, but Andy stands right outside the door to catch him. Andy carries a squirming William inside.
Bill: "You gullible jerk! You really thought you were going to get out of this would you?"
Andy: "You just ruined a good family moment, you scrub! I'm going to enjoy watching you throw a tantrum on the car ride to Missouri!"
Violette: "Now pack up your things, William. I have a list of things you will need. We leave at 6:30 AM tomorrow!"
William cries heading up the stairs.
Part 2 out Wednesday!