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Violette: Why hello YouTube! Today is New Years Eve! We are going to Andy's new trailer to celebrate!

Bill: The only problem is, jerk isn't gonna come! He's currently raging on his Xbox as we speak!

Violette: Look, I'm gonna find a way to get William out of the house. You stay here.

Violette goes to the stairs.

Violette: William!

William: ...

Violette: Williaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

William: ...

Violette: WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William: WHAT?!?!

Violette: Get down here now!

William: No! I'm pulling an all-nighter right now! I don't want you all to be bothering me!

Bill: Get down here jerk! Then you wonder why we want you out of this house!

Violette: Bill!

Bill: I'm just saying!

Violette: William I want you downstairs because we're going to get Chinese!

William: You mean Chinese food?!

Violette: Yes. Now pl-

William speeds downstairs.

William: ArewegoingtopickuptheChinesefoodorarewegoingtogoinsideaChinesebuffetandhaveanallyoucaneattimeactuallyIdon'tgiveadamnwhatwegetChinesefoodismyfavoritefoodeverandIlikeitbecause- Fast talk

Violette: OKAY!!! We know you like Chinese food, honey, and we're going to eat at the nearby buffet for tonight.

William: Thanks mom! I'm going in the car! Leaves

Bill: We're not going to the Chinese buffet!

Violette: I know. I'm just tricking William to come with us.

Bill: Oh.

The 3 drive to Andy's trailer

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William: Um... this isn't the buffet...

Bill: We know jerk. We're going to your cousin's trailer to celebrate New Years Eve.

William: WHAT?!?! NO!!! TAKE ME TO THE CHINESE BUFFET!!!

Violette: No! Maybe they have Chinese food here! Now let's go!

They enter the home.

Andy: Violette! Bill!

Violette: Hello hello!

Bill: Hugging Andy It's good to see you!

Andy: And hi William!

Andy goes to hug William, but he pushes him away

William: Don't hug me!

Andy: Rude!

William: Now where's the Chinese food?

Andy: Actually, I got burritos from Chipotle.

William: CHIPOTLE?!?! I HATE CHIPOTLE!!! I WANT CHINESE FOOD!!!

Andy: WE DON'T HAVE CHINESE FOOD!!!

Bill: And what about me?

Andy: I bought you 100 Big Macs.

Bill: Thanks Andy! Grabs a Big Mac and eats it

Violette: William, you need to be on your best behavior. After all, isn't it good to see your cousin and his new trailer?

William: The trailer sucks! It's the type a hillbilly from Kentucky would live in!

Violette: William! Your dad's a little Billy himself!

Later, they go to the living room to see the countdown

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

William: God that was so loud!

Violette: We're now in 2020!

William: Good thing! 2019 was shit!

Violette: WILLIAM!!! WE TOLD YOU NO MORE CUSSING!!!

Andy: Here's the cake!

Bill: Thank you! Takes cake

Andy: You can't have the cake all to yourself!

Bill: Too bad!

William: GIVE US THE CAKE!!!

Bill: NO JERK!!!

Violette: Bill please share the cake!

Bill: No!

William: DO IT RIGHT NOW, FATBOY!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: You know what jerk?

Bill slams the cake, ruining it

Violette: BILL!!!

Bill: Take that!

William grabs the drinks and slams it all on Bill

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: STOP JERK!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!

Andy: That's what you get for ruining the cake! I worked hard on it!

William then grabs the burritos and throws them at Bill

Bill: STOP JERK!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!! YOU'RE BEING A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!

William: I DON'T CARE!!!

William then grabs a bat and smashes the TV with it

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!!

Andy: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!

Bill: NEW YEARS IS RUINED ALL THANKS TO YOU JERK!!!

William: SCREW THIS HOLIDAY!!! I HATE NEW YEARS FOREVER!!!

Violette: YOUARETHEBIGGESTBITCHEVERICAN'TBELIEVEIGAVEBIRTHTOYOURAUTISTICASSIHOPEYOUGOTOJAILFOREVERIN2020BECAUSEYOUDESERVEIT!!! Fast talk

William: SHUT UP!!! Now let's go to the Chinese buffet!

Andy: After what you did?!

Bill: I don't think so jerk!

William: I wanna go to the Chinese buffet NOW!!!

Violette: NO!!!

William: TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING CHINESE BUFFET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The scene cuts to the Chinese buffet, where the 4 are eating there

Bill: I can't believe you caved in to jerk's demands!

Violette: He had a bat, Bill! He was gonna crack my skull if I didn't cave in!

Andy: Are you proud of yourself?

William: Yes! I'm happy that we got to go to the Chinese buffet!

Andy: That's what it was all about? You ruined my New Years you psychopath!

William: You're the one to talk. Especially since you destroyed my Xbox Series X for Christmas!

Andy: You're still mad about that?!

Violette: Andy that console was really expensive and William wanted it!

Bill: Jerk didn't deserve it!

Violette: Well I'm turning this off! Like this video and subscribe with notifications on, and we'll see you in the next video!

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