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William: What is that?

Violette: It's a Furby!

Furby: Hoi!

William: NOT THOSE F***ING THINGS!!! THEY'RE F***ING GROSS!!!

Violette: WILLIAMDONOTSAYTHATTOTHEFURBYSHEWILLLEARNTHATS***!!! (fast talk)

Furby: F*** William!

Violette: OHMYGOSHSHEJUSTCUSSED!!! (fast talk)

William: SUCK MY D*** FURBY!!!

Furby: Furby don't play that!

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: How about we feed the Furby?

William: Fine! You want Doritos and Mountain Dew?

Violette: WILLIAM I DID NOT MEAN THAT!!!

Furby: Furby love that!!!

William: See? She loves it!

Violette: WILLIAM GIVE ME THAT FURBY!!!

William: Mom where are you going?

Violette: I'MGOINGTOTAKETHISB****BACKTOHELLWHERESHEBELONGS!!! (fast talk)

William: MOM NO!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: MOM YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (burns Furby)

Furby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................... (dies)

William: MOM WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR F***ING PROBLEM YOU B**** WHO LIKES A** YOU KILLED MY FURBY I NEED MY FURBY I WILL KILL YOU NOW!!!

Violette: YOUARENOTKILLINGMEWILLIAM!!! (fast talk)

William: YES I WILL!!!

Violette: THATFURBYDESERVEDITYOUB****!!! (fast talk)

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

Violette: YOUSAYTHATEVERYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fast talk)

William: THAT'S IT!!! (Shoots Violette in the butt)

Violette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! IHOPEYOUDIEYOUNGYOUPSYCHO!!! (fast talk)

William: AND I HOPE YOU DIE YOUNG TOO!!!

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