Part 1 here
Bill: Turn on the TV!
William: Dad why-
Bill: NOW JERK!
William: Ok! (turns on the news)
Reporter: Breaking news! A woman from Maryland who is accused for mistrust funding just escaped from jail and hijacked a Toyota Prius! Police are chasing her down as we are speaking.
Violette: I WILL MOVE TO FLORIDA!!! AND YOU ALL WILL LIKE IT!!!
Police: PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!!!
Violette: NO YOU (n word)
Police: OK NOW YOUR BEING RACIST!
Violette: I DON'T CARE JERK!!! (shoots police)
Police: OFFICER DOWN! REPEAT, OFFICER DOWN!
William: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS SHE DOING!
Bill: I should've divorced that jerk earlier!
Violette: OH NO I'M OUT OF GAS!!!
Violette: YOU POLICE MAY WIN THIS ONE, BUT YOU WON'T WIN AGAIN!!!
A few days later...
William: Hey mom. So what's the results?
Violette: The judge said I was guilty and normally, what I did would lead to a death penalty. But since the state passed a law banning death penalties, I only got 10 years in prison and a $5,000 fine.
Bill: Well maybe if you didn't escape, then you won't be spending that much in prison!
Violette: SHUTUPYOUF***INGJERK!!! (fast talk)