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Bill: Turn on the TV!

William: Dad why-

Bill: NOW JERK!

William: Ok! (turns on the news)

Reporter: Breaking news! A woman from Maryland who is accused for mistrust funding just escaped from jail and hijacked a Toyota Prius! Police are chasing her down as we are speaking.

Violette: I WILL MOVE TO FLORIDA!!! AND YOU ALL WILL LIKE IT!!!

Police: PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!!!

Violette: NO YOU (n word)

Police: OK NOW YOUR BEING RACIST!

Violette: I DON'T CARE JERK!!! (shoots police)

Police: OFFICER DOWN! REPEAT, OFFICER DOWN!

William: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS SHE DOING!

Bill: I should've divorced that jerk earlier!

Violette: OH NO I'M OUT OF GAS!!!

Police: Great!

Violette: YOU POLICE MAY WIN THIS ONE, BUT YOU WON'T WIN AGAIN!!!

A few days later...

William: Hey mom. So what's the results?

Violette: The judge said I was guilty and normally, what I did would lead to a death penalty. But since the state passed a law banning death penalties, I only got 10 years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

Bill: Well maybe if you didn't escape, then you won't be spending that much in prison!

Violette: SHUTUPYOUF***INGJERK!!! (fast talk)

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