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William: OH MY GOD!!!

Violette: William why are you yelling?

William: THE SWORDS ART ONLINE SERVERS ARE OUT!!!

Violette: So?

William: So? I JUST GOT A RARE SWORD AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!

Violette: Well you can get it back.

William: ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?!?! I'M MORE LIKELY TO WIN THE LOTTERY THAN I WAS GETTING THAT SWORD!!!

Violette: Well maybe you should win the lottery more.

William: BUT WINNING THE LOTTERY IS STILL UNLIKELY!!!!!!!!

Violette: William don't be ghetto.

William: AND YOU DON'T LET PEOPLE EGG ME!

Violette: But I don't wanna get egged too jerk!

Bill: DID SOMEBODY SAID JERK?!?! (eggs Violette)

Violette: OHMYGOSHBILLWEWEREGONNAHAVEANOEGGFANFICANDNOWIT'SRUINED!!! (fast talk)

Bill: I DON'T CARE, JERK! AND THE SWORDS ARE ONLINE SERVERS ARE BACK UP!

William: YES!!!!!!!!

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