William: OH MY GOD!!!
Violette: William why are you yelling?
William: THE SWORDS ART ONLINE SERVERS ARE OUT!!!
William: So? I JUST GOT A RARE SWORD AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!
Violette: Well you can get it back.
William: ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?!?! I'M MORE LIKELY TO WIN THE LOTTERY THAN I WAS GETTING THAT SWORD!!!
Violette: Well maybe you should win the lottery more.
William: BUT WINNING THE LOTTERY IS STILL UNLIKELY!!!!!!!!
Violette: William don't be ghetto.
William: AND YOU DON'T LET PEOPLE EGG ME!
Violette: But I don't wanna get egged too jerk!
Bill: DID SOMEBODY SAID JERK?!?! (eggs Violette)
Violette: OHMYGOSHBILLWEWEREGONNAHAVEANOEGGFANFICANDNOWIT'SRUINED!!! (fast talk)
Bill: I DON'T CARE, JERK! AND THE SWORDS ARE ONLINE SERVERS ARE BACK UP!