Violette: Hey guys. I have something special to tell you.
Bill: What is it, jerk?
William: DON'T CALL HER A JERK, JERK!
Violette: Guys calm down! I gotta say that... we're moving to Florida.
Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR SO FUNNY!!!
William: Yeah, good one!
Violette: WILLIAMANDBILL!!! IAMDEADF***INGSERIOUSABOUTFLORIDA!!! (fast talk)
Bill: Show us the proof.
Violette: Here! (gives paperwork to Bill and William)
William: So let me get this straight. We're moving to a house in Orlando, Florida with a 2 story room along with 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms and a outdoor pool with a huge lake to take a boat and go fishing?
Violette: Yep! And it cost me $1,150,000!
Bill: $1,150,000?!?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?!?!
Violette: Yeah, but I use Patreon and Kickstarter to buy the house.
William: So you funded the house?
Violette: No! I told a lie saying that I would fund a animal shelter to house homeless cats and dogs for happy families.
Bill: ARE YOU SERIOUS, VIOLETTE?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOUR GONNA GET?!?!
Violette: Bill, it's not like I'm gonna get arrested as we're speaking!
(Door explodes and police bash in)
Police: THIS IS THE POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Violette: Uh oh...
Part 2 here