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Violette: Hey guys. I have something special to tell you.

Bill: What is it, jerk?

William: DON'T CALL HER A JERK, JERK!

Violette: Guys calm down! I gotta say that... we're moving to Florida.

Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR SO FUNNY!!!

William: Yeah, good one!

Violette: WILLIAMANDBILL!!! IAMDEADF***INGSERIOUSABOUTFLORIDA!!! (fast talk)

Bill: Show us the proof.

Violette: Here! (gives paperwork to Bill and William)

William: So let me get this straight. We're moving to a house in Orlando, Florida with a 2 story room along with 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms and a outdoor pool with a huge lake to take a boat and go fishing?

Violette: Yep! And it cost me $1,150,000!

Bill: $1,150,000?!?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?!?!

Violette: Yeah, but I use Patreon and Kickstarter to buy the house.

William: So you funded the house?

Violette: No! I told a lie saying that I would fund a animal shelter to house homeless cats and dogs for happy families.

Bill: ARE YOU SERIOUS, VIOLETTE?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOUR GONNA GET?!?!

Violette: Bill, it's not like I'm gonna get arrested as we're speaking!

(Door explodes and police bash in)

Police: THIS IS THE POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

Violette: Uh oh...

Part 2 here

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