Goodman: BREAKING NEWS, M'KAY? North California has seceded as the 51st US state. It has been renamed to North California and main California has been renamed to South California to make more sense.
Goodman: The first governor in North California is William! The same kid who turned Alpine County in a Xbox capitol and gave it to Nevada!
Goodman: While South California chooses Los Angeles as it's new capitol, North California chooses Alturas in Modoc County as the state capitol because William thinks the aesthetics of the forest will attract Xbox fanboys.
Violette: THAT'S HIS REASON?!?!
Goodman: And like Xbox County, it is now illegal for residents in North California to own a video game console other than Xbox.
Violette: THAT SCUM!!!
Goodman: At this time I am speaking, thousands of North Californians are moving to South California to play their Playstation and Nintendo consoles! And to top it all off, Congress declares North California the worst state to be a gamer!
Violette: OH MY GOSH!!! WILLIAM IS GONNA GET SPANKED AFTER THIS!!!