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This is Part 2 of WILLIAM BOMBS OZARK BIBLE INSTITUTE!!!

Judge: The case Missouri V William begins now. First off, we'll hear the side of Missouri State Governor Eric Greitens.

Eric: Thanks your honor. Now I'm not suing William because I feel like it. I'm suing him because HE KILLED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND MADE NEOSHO AN UNINHABITABLE PLACE!!! NOW HOW ARE THE 12,000 PEOPLE GONNA LIVE NOW WILLIAM?!?! IF YOU DID THIS TO GIVE A HUGE FINGER TO THE PEOPLE OF NEOSHO, THEN YOU DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB!!! I HOPE YOU GET EXECUTED TO THIS!!!

Judge: Okay... that was a "Interesting" story of you Mr. Greitens. Now for William's side.

William: Okay, now... Eric... My parents are abusive to me.

Violette: IS NOT!!!

William: SHUT UP MOM!!! Anyway, they wanted to torture me by sending me to Ozark and give me the worst abuse ever. I bombed that place cause I don't wanna go through the torture of what the hundreds of thousands of kids that went to Ozark to think that it's a innocent place, but in reality, is the closest they'll ever get to being in a prison camp in North Korea. And Eric, I didn't know that my bombing would cause over 12,000 to lose homes. And if your one of those 12,000, then I'm sorry.

Eric: SORRY IS NOT GONNA CUT IT BUD!

William: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE NEOSHO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT?!?!

Eric: EXCUSE ME?!?! HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR ALL THE DAMAGES YOU'VE CAUSE TO OZARK AND THE CITY?!?!

Bill: Would you calm down jerks?

Judge: Bill's right! You two aren't gonna win if your gonna argue and whine like babies!

Eric and William: Sorry, your honor.

Judge: Now you'll gonna have to come back the next day for a final verdict.

Eric: And I hope you'll sentence William to death!

William: AND I HOPE THE JUDGE FIRES YOU FROM STATE GOVERNER!!!

Judge: My gosh...

The next day...

Judge: So for the final verdict, William is not guilty. Therefore, the state will have to pay for the damages.

Eric: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LIVES THIS BOY TOOK IN HIS BOMBING?!?!

Judge: Calm down. And as for you William, please don't bomb anyone or anything again. The only reason I'm going easy on you is because your still a child. However, if you pull out a stunt like that again, your gonna go to jail and probably executed. Understand?

William: Yes your honor.

Judge: Now the case is closed. Goodbye!

Eric: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS WILLIAM!!!

William: We'll see about that jerk!

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