Violette: So William is in the bathroom and his dad is getting mad.
Bill: HURRY UP JERK!!!
William: I'm playing Xbox.
Bill: WHAT?!?! NO WONDER YOUR TAKING SO LONG!!! WHEN WE MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE, I'LL MAKE SURE IT HAS 3 BATHROOMS!!!
Violette: William, please hurry up! I gotta go too!
Bill: Aw, not you too!!!
Violette: Well, I have 4 gallons of water.
Bill: 4 GALLONS?!?! YOUR NOT BECOMING ME JERK!!!
Violette: I'M NOT BEING YOU!
Bill: You don't have to yell about it, jerk.
William: OH MY GOD!!! I DIED FROM A JUMP!!!
Bill: GET OUT JERK!!!
Bill: OK JERK!!! (Bill kicks the door to find William watching Boku no Pico)
Violette: OH MY GOSH WILLIAM!!! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT CANCER?!?!
Bill: YOU FREAKING JERK!!! (slams tablet)
William: OH MY GOD!!! MY $6,000 TABLET!!!
Bill: THAT TABLET DID NOT COST YOU $6,000 JERK!!! AND I'M IN THE BATHROOM!!! (uses magic powers to rebuild the door, then closes it)
Violette: First off, how did he repair the door? Also, WHY WERE YOU WATCHING BOKU NO PICO?!?!?
William: My friend dared me to watch it for $500!
Violette: Either way, you don't watch that! It's cancer!
William: Whatever mom!
Violette: And I'm turning this camera off!