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Violette: So William is in the bathroom and his dad is getting mad.

Bill: HURRY UP JERK!!!

William: I'm playing Xbox.

Bill: WHAT?!?! NO WONDER YOUR TAKING SO LONG!!! WHEN WE MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE, I'LL MAKE SURE IT HAS 3 BATHROOMS!!!

Violette: William, please hurry up! I gotta go too!

Bill: Aw, not you too!!!

Violette: Well, I have 4 gallons of water.

Bill: 4 GALLONS?!?! YOUR NOT BECOMING ME JERK!!!

Violette: I'M NOT BEING YOU!

Bill: You don't have to yell about it, jerk.

William: OH MY GOD!!! I DIED FROM A JUMP!!!

Bill: GET OUT JERK!!!

William: NEVER!!!

Bill: OK JERK!!! (Bill kicks the door to find William watching Boku no Pico)

Violette: OH MY GOSH WILLIAM!!! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT CANCER?!?!

Bill: YOU FREAKING JERK!!! (slams tablet)

William: OH MY GOD!!! MY $6,000 TABLET!!!

Bill: THAT TABLET DID NOT COST YOU $6,000 JERK!!! AND I'M IN THE BATHROOM!!! (uses magic powers to rebuild the door, then closes it)

Violette: First off, how did he repair the door? Also, WHY WERE YOU WATCHING BOKU NO PICO?!?!?

William: My friend dared me to watch it for $500!

Violette: Either way, you don't watch that! It's cancer!

William: Whatever mom!

Violette: And I'm turning this camera off!

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