Dad: So we're at Buffalo, New York about to cross the border to Canada to see Niagara Falls.
Leland: But can't we just see it in the US side?
Carlos: Well I heard the side of Canada is better.
Yeagar: And I heard this is a one-time shot to here!
At the waterfall...
Dad: Wow... It's so beautiful and aesthetic...
Carlos: The snow and pink sky only make it better.
Leland: Aren't pink skies something you see only in Florida?
Yeagar: They're all over the place!
Guy: ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! Did you know the water in this place is actually the blood of animals from the slaughterhouse in the nearby areas?
Leland: Oh no! It's PETA! Go back to terrorizing SeaWorld!
Guy: Shut up! And if you think that's bad, Canada has slaughter more animals than the states of New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Virginia, and North Carolina combined!
Dad: That is fake news and exaggeration!
Guy: It's the truth! And to all you Americans that are here, GET OUT OF CANADA NOW!!!
Leland: No! Your ruining the aesthetics!
Guy: No! You gotta boycott Canada! Have Trump nuke this place!
Leland: 9-1...
Guy: Do it!
Dad: Let's just go Leland!
Leland takes the guy and throws him at the waterfall
Yeagar: OH MY GOSH!!!
Carlos: LELAND WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!
Guy: YOU FOOL!!! EVERYONE GET OUT, RIGHT, F***ING NOW!!!
Leland: NO!!! (throws eggs and rocks at the guy)
Dad: LELAND STOP IT!!!
Leland: F*** YOU!!!
Guy: AND F*** YOU TOO!!!
At the car...
Dad: I still can't believe that happened...
Leland: That's what that a**hole gets! He wants to disrespect Canada and America, he can go back to Saudi Arabia!
Yeagar: Saudi Arabia? Really?
Carlos: Well I got Pull Up on Spotify.
Leland: Well put it on! Maybe it can calm me down.
Carlos: Alright. (plays the song)