Dad: So we're at Fenwick Island, Delaware to visit the beaches.
Leland: Of all the beaches in the world, why Delaware?
Carlos: Well I've never been in Delaware in my life, but some of my friends say they've been there, and they recommend that if I were to go there, I should stay away from Wilmington.
Leland: Why? What's so bad about Wilmington?
Yeagar: Well, Wilmington has crimes that make other nearby big cities like Baltimore and Philadelphia look like Sesame Street in comparison!
Adam: Actually, Wilmington has some of the lowest crimes in the nation. And they're is barely any homicides there!
Dad: Oh not Mr. Liberal who attempts to praise minorities and shun straight white males!
Leland: Go back to California and destroy Jake Paul, not Delaware!
Adam: Aw man... (leaves)
Later...
Dad: So we're at the beach.
Carlos: This is a lot better than in Miami Beach!
Adam: But Miami Beach's aesthetic rank is one of the highest.
Dad: Adam we told you to go!
Adam: But Delaware is a boring state!
Leland: My a**! Look at the scenery!
Yeagar: You liberals always gotta ruin everything, don't you?
Adam: I'm not a liberal!
Leland: Then who did you vote for in the 2016 election?
Adam: Okay I may have went for team blue...
Leland: AH HA!!! EXPOSED!!!
Person: Look! There's a competition happening!
Dad: A competition?!
Adam: Let's check it out!
At the contest...
Host: So here are the rules: I'll give you some questions. Whoever gets them right will get a copy of GTA 5!
Dad: Nah, we out!
Adam: Actually, I think Leland is at an age where he needs to learn the streets.
Dad: LEARN THE STREETS?!?! THEY DO HORRIBLE THINGS AT GTA!!!
Adam: And your son blow things up!
Dad: Then I guess he can participate.
Leland: Yay!
Host: First question: Who is the senator of the state of Indiana?
Leland: What?
Adam: Joe Donnelly and Todd Young.
Host: Correct!
Leland: BULLS***!!! THAT'S RIGGED!!!
Carlos: Calm down. You'll get one soon.
Host: Next question: Who has the biggest breasts ever?
Leland: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?!??
Adam: Haruka.
Host: Correct!
Leland: HOW DO YOU GET THAT RIGHT?!?!
Adam: I do like the anime. And I have ancestry in Indiana.
Leland: MY A**!!!
Dad: Leland! Be a good sport or no GTA!
Leland: Fine!
Host: Last question: What's the safest city in the country?
Leland: Uh, Portland?
Host: No.
???: WILMINGTON!!!
A crowd appears at the stand
Guy: We want everyone to come to Wilmington now! It really is a safe place. People are making it look terrible!
Adam: Now hold on, not everyone can come to Wilmington, you know.
Host: And the correct answer was Naperville!
Leland: THIS IS BULLS***!!! DELAWARE IS THE WORST STATE EVER!!!
Dad: LELAND!!!
Carlos: Calm down!
Leland: NO I'M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN!!! IT'S TIME TO END THIS S***!!!
Leland knocks down the stand
Dad: LELAND NO!!!
Adam: What is this accomplishing?
Leland: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Yeagar: He's going insane!
Leland: DIE!!!
The crowd screams as Leland throws objects all over the place
Dad: LELAND STOP IT NOW!!! I CAN BUY YOU GTA!!!
Adam: Let me handle this!
Adam plays What It Is on a Bluetooth speaker
Leland: NO!!! THAT SONG IS HORRIBLE!!!
Dad: It's working!
Carlos: Play it louder!
Leland slams the speaker, destroying it
Adam: Great! You owe me $150!
Dad: And you need to stop or else!
Leland: Or else what?
Dad: No GTA!
Host: HE DOESN'T DESERVE GTA TO BEGIN WITH!!!
Dad: SHUT UP!!!
Leland pauses for a moment
Adam: Looks like he learned his lesson.
Leland: الله أكبر!!! (blows up Delaware to millions of pieces)
Dad: LELAND NO!!! YOU DESTROYED DELAWARE!!!
Adam: I'm not sure how this is possible. Especially since that kid is like, 7!
Leland: 9! And how are you still alive?
Adam: I have no idea.
Yeagar: Well now it's The Great New Jersey Disaster again!
Carlos: And where are the people of Delaware gonna live?
Leland: I don't know, but that's their problem.
Dad: LET'S GO!!! I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!
Adam: And don't forget to tell Carole and Leanna I said hi!
Dad: Okay! (whispering) Not really.