Dad: So we're at the airport because apparently, Leland has a surprise for me.
Leland: Ok so wait here.
Dad: For what?
PA Announcer: Now Boarding flight to Damascus, Syria.
Dad: WHAT?!?!
Leland: And your gonna need these. (hands tickets to Dad)
Dad: YOU BOUGHT ME TICKETS TO SYRIA?!?! WHY?!?!
Leland: You sent me to Nunavut! So this is payback!
Dad: YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN I GET BACK!!!
Leland: Whatever...
At Syria...
Dad: So I just got off the plane to Damascus. It is just horrible. I hope I don't get killed.
2 weeks later...
Leland: So daddy is coming back from Syria. Here he is!
Leanna: Daddy!
Dad: LELAND!!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR A YEAR FOR SENDING ME TO SYRIA!!!
Leland: Yeah right!
Dad: WHATEVER!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! I ALMOST GOT KILLED BY TERRORISTS!!!
Leland: Well you shouldn't had provoked them!
Dad: I DIDN'T!!!
Leanna: Well we're safe. So let's go home!