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Bill: WHAT THE FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: What's wrong, Bill?

Bill: I got a call from the bank saying that I own them $4,000 and if I don't pay for it they're gonna take my car!

Violette: OH MY GOSH! WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FROM?!?!

Bill: They're all on fidget spinners!

Violette: Wait... they're from fidget spinners?

Bill: Yes!

Violette: ................................................OHMYGOSHBILLIKNOWWHOBOUGHTIT!!!!!!!!!! (fast talk)

Bill: Well let's go!

(Bill and Violette rush into William's room to see his room is flooded with fidget spinners)

William: Hey mom.

Violette: DON'T YOU HEY MOM ME! YOUSPEND4GRANDSONFIDGETSPINNERSWHYYOUDOTHAT?!?! (fast talk)

Bill: And the bank is gonna take my car if I don't pay it!

Violette: SOTAKETHOSEFIDGETSPINNERSBACKRIGHTNOWORIMMAKILLYOU!!! (fast talk)

William: Your gonna kill me over a toy that spins?

Violette: YES!!!!!!

William: Well I burned the receipt, so it's too late.

Violette: WHAT?!?!

William: Yep!

*HONK*

Bill: OH SH*T! THAT'S MY TRUCK! (runs outside) WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

Bank Guy: You didn't pay the money, so we're taking your car!

Bill: NO JERK! MY SON DID IT! TAKE HIS XBOX, TV WHATEVER! NOT MY CAR!!!!

Bank Guy: Too late. (drives off with the car)

Bill: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOUFREAKINGJERKYOUOWNMEANEWCARANDONTOPOFTHATMEANDYOURMOMAREGONNAKILLYOU!!! (fast talk)

William: I DON'T CARE DAD! AND YOU WILL NOT MURDER ME!

Violette: THAT'S IT WILLIAM!!!! ULTRA FAST TALK MODE ON!

Bill: Oh no...

Violette: WILLIAMYOUPSTCH0PKIMGSJGOBDSGSLKHISUANUHSWIUDWWHWNDSIUWIVEDJKEYOLOSER!!!! (ultra fast talk)

Bill: Oh no!

Violette: FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Violette uses final flash on William and he blasts off)

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: GETREKTYOUFREAKINGJERK!!!!!!!!

Bill: 😶

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