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Revision as of 23:35, 18 July 2019
Mickey: Jaden you need to play as Captain Marvel in Endgame.
Jaden: And why should I?
Mickey: Because the SJWs say Brie Larson is a terrible actors because she’s a white woman! They want a black guy who likes to crossdress!
Jaden: That’s stupid! I’m not gonna let you cater to these lunatics!
Will: But Jada, you did wore a skirt in Louis Vuitton!
Jaden: Dad this has nothing to do with the movie!
Mickey: Please play as Captain Marvel...
Jaden: NO!!!
Jaden slams Mickey’s MacBook Air
Mickey: JADEN WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Jaden grabs a bat and destroys the MacBook Air
Mickey: JADEN!!! YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!!
Will: YOU DON’T DESTROY MICKEY’S MACBOOK AIR!!!
Jaden: HE DESERVES IT FOR CATERING TO SJWS!!!
Mickey: I AM CUTTING ALL TIES WITH THE SMITH FAMILY!!! GOODBYE!!!