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William and his family are eating at a restaurant. However, a group comes to let everyone know about something...

Girl: Listen everyone! I know a girl named Sew. Sew was abused everyday and begged them to stop, but they ignored her and continued beating her.

Violette: Oh no!

Girl: She would be beaten for those eggs and chicken you are eating right now!

William: WHTA?!?! YOUR TELLING ME THAT SEW IS A CHICKEN?!?!?!

Girl: Yes. Anyway, me and my friends would raid in the egg factory and save her and everyone else. Sew was so happy that I adopted her.

William: Who does that? WHO THE FREAK DOES THAT?!?!

Girl: Calm down. Anyway, millions of chickens, however, don't get an ending like Sew. They are all killed for your food and pretty much every cow and pig.

William: HA HA REAL FUNNY WOMAN!

Girl: You might think it's funny, but it's not for them! Animals have feelings too!

William: Just like plants!

Girl: No! Plants don't have feelings!

William: Yes they do! They have feelings! And on top of that, YOU CUT DOWN THE TREES IN THE RAINFOREST JUST FOR YOUR FOOD! IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE TO EAT A PIG OR A TREE, I PICK THE PIG IN A LANDSIDE!

Girl: SIR! PLANT BASED FOOD TAKES LESS SPACE THAN MEAT!

William: MY A**!

Girl: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME?!?!?! EVERYONE, JUST GET TO THE POINT!

(Everyone gathers around and helds up signs saying "IT'S NOT FOOD IT'S VIOLENCE.". They then say this:)

Crowd: IT'S NOT FOOD, IT'S VI-

(Bill throws eggs at the girl)

Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THREW A EGG AT ME YOU PSYCHO?!?!?

Bill: GET REKT!!!

Girl: You know what?

William: IMMA KILL YOU ALL!!!

Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon, everyone is beating each other up. The vegans have enough and burn down the restaurant. This causes the police and firefighters to come and take down the fire and arrest the vegans.

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