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News Reporter: This just in! A Category 5 hurricane is moving along to devastate those in Virginia, Maryland and Delaware. Anyone in those states need to leave now!

William: I'm staying to play my Xbox.

Violette: WILLIAMYOUHAVETOGODOYOUWANNADIE?!?! (fast talk)

William: YES!

Bill: HEY JERKS! THE HURRICANE IS HERE!

Violette: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILLIAMTHISISALLYOURF***INGFAULT!!! (fast talk)

William: DON'T BLAME ME!

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE BEING EGGED!

Violette: WHAT?!?! GET TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA DIE!

Violette: WELL DIE JERK!

Bill: JERKS! THE HURRICANE IS GONE!

Violette: OHMYGODTHEHOUSEISEGGEDIFWILLIAMFLEEDWE'DNOTGOTHROUGHTHIS!!! (fast talk)

William: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Bill: YES IT IS YOU FREAKING JERK!

William: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!

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