Leland: (wakes up) W-where am I?
Carlos: You're at Hotline Miami.
Leland: I'M IN FLORIDA?!?! AWESOME!!!
Carlos: It's not awesome! Everyone is crazy around here and we need to survive!
Leland: It can't be that bad.
Richard: GET BACK!
Henry: NO!!! I WILL CUT YOU LIKE I DID WITH BEN!
Richard: CUT THIS!!! (shoots Henry's head with a shotgun, killing him)
Leland: WOAH! Who are you?
Richard: I'm Richard. And if your gonna survive Miami, you need protection! Here's some guns and ammo's to get you started. Good luck!
Leland: We need to escape!
Carlos: Wait, who's that clown over there?
Pennywise: Why it's me, Pennywise the Dancing Clown!
Leland: EVERY FRICKING TIME, YOUR ALWAYS APPEARING IN PLACES YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN!!! GO BACK TO DERRY WHERE YOU BELONG!!!
Pennywise: No! Because I wanna be part of this fun!
Carlos: Not for long! (shoots Pennywise in the arm)
Pennywise: HOW MATURE OF YOU!
Leland: I got this one! (shoots Pennywise in the privates)
Pennywise: OW!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!
Leland: GET REKT!
Pennywise: I WILL GET YOU GUYS!!! FIRST, I NEED A DOCTOR ASAP!!!
Carlos: Look! There's a plane over there! We can escape with that!
Leland: Let's go in!
The 2 get on the plane
Leland: Do you know how to fly it?
Carlos: Yeah! I graduated Airplane School.
Russian Guy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MOTHER RUSSIA'S PLANE?!?! GIVE IT BACK!!!
Leland: Oh shoot! We gotta go now!
Carlos: I'm accelerating!
Russian Guy: I got this! (shoots wing, causing a dent)
Leland: WE GOTTA FLY NOW!!! HE'S GONNA KILL US!!!
Carlos: HOLD ON TIGHT!!!
The plane gets off the road and flies up to the sky
Russian Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FAILED YOU MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
Leland: Yes! We're outta Hotline Miami!
Carlos: Now let's get back to your hometown!
At Utah...
Leland: There is my home!
Carlos: Let's land!
At the house...
Dad: I still can't believe Leland is suffering in Miami! Hopefully, he learns a lesson.
Suddenly, Lee hears plane sounds
Dad: WHAT?!?! THE NEIGHBORS SNITCHED ON ME?!?! THEN WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CALL IN THE FBI?!?!
Lee comes out to see the plane
Dad: Thank goodness it's not the FBI!
Leland comes out of the plane
Leland: DADDY!!!
Dad: DON'T YOU DADDY ME!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU ESCAPE?!?!
Leland: It was so horrible! These people were gonna kill me!
Carlos: And plus, this Pennywise guy would've made us float!
Dad: YOUR CUBAN FRIEND WAS IN THIS TOO?!?!
Carlos: Yeah! Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna take a flight to Cuba.
Dad: With that plane?
Carlos: No! I'm heading to the Salt Lake City Airport and fly there.
Dad: Well have fun in Cuba! And Leland, you are grounded!
Leland: No, YOU are grounded for sending me to Hotline Miami!
Dad: I'm your dad! You can't ground me!
Leland: Whatever!