Lymphatic Phlegm - Pathogenesis Infest Phlegmsepsia FULL ALBUM (2002 - Pathological Goregrind)
Lymphatic Phlegm - Bloodsplattered Pathological Disfunctions FULL ALBUM (2000 - Patho.Goregrind)
DJ: I'm bored.
Diego: Me too.
Kyle: I know! How about we raid the house by blasting some Lymphatic Phlegm?
DJ: Wow! That sounds so cool!
Diego: They're gonna be scarred shitless when we do this!
Kyle: Good! Now let's get the speakers!
They get the biggest speakers in the house
DJ: Put it on full blast
Diego: It's raid time!
They play one of the albums, and it causes the house to literally shake like crazy. The family all wakes up
Gloria: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Robert: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S PLAYING LYMPHATIC PHLEGM!!!
Charlotte: I'm scared...
Lauren: I hate heavy metal!
Skyla: It's not heavy metal! It's goregrind!
Julia: I HATE LYMPHATIC PHLEGM!!! THEY'RE SO INAPPROPRIATE!!!
Marissa: MOMMY DADDY!!! THE MUSIC'S SO SCARY!!!
The family goes downstairs to find the three boys twerking their butts off to the music
DJ: Good morning, assfucks!
Diego: Loving the fucking music?
Kyle: Isn't it sexy?
Gloria: SEXY MY ASS!!! IT'S SO LOUD AND INAPPROPRIATE!!!
Robert: AND YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO LISTEN TO LYMPHATIC PHLEGM!!!
Charlotte: I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!
Lauren: YEAH!!! IT SUCKS BUTT!!!
Skyla: TURN IT OFF NOW!!! IT'S SO LOUD!!!
Julia: YOU'RE GONNA BE DEVIL WORSHIPERS!!!
Marissa: MY YOUNGER BROTHER MAY SUCK, BUT SATANISM IS NOT GOOD!!!
DJ: How dare you speak blasphemy of Lymphatic Phlegm!
Diego: Now we will play an even more violent version of them!
Kyle: And it was be so loud you will all die!
Everyone Else: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!!!
Too late. The boys play another album, and it is so loud, the entire world shakes
Gloria: TOO LOUD TOO LOUD TOO LOUD!!!
Robert: THEY RECORDED THIS ENTIRE DAMN ALBUM UNDERWATER!!!
Charlotte: LAUREN HELP I'M SCARED!!!
Lauren: I GOT YOU!!!
Skyle: I HATE MY BROTHER FOREVER!!!
Julia: WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOURSELVES?!?!
Marissa: YEAH!!! KILL YOURSELVES!!!
During all of this, the boys are twerking naked to the songs
Gloria: THAT IS IT!!!
Gloria smashes the speakers, but the songs still play
DJ: It will take you a long time, mommy!
Diego: And if you dare try to punish us, we will get Lymphatic Phlegm in our house and have them play extremely loud and gory music!
Kyle: So you better leave us alone!
Gloria: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clinical and functional aspects alterations in pneumo-diffusion include some diffuse lung injuries, fine disseminate reduction, saturation of the arterial oxygen tension and reduced lung volume conserving the maximum breath. the capacity is relatively normal. Other aspects include hyperventilation, tensions of the alveolar oxygen, reduced diffusing pulmonary capacity, variable degrees of polycythemia, dyspnea, cyanosis, and pulmonary hypertension. Some alterations of the diffusing membrane can be fulfilled through surgery when prematurely diagnosed.
DJ: It's working!
Diego: They are becoming one with Lymphatic Phlegm!
Kyle: Praise them! Praise them!
It`s found in two chronic and active forms:The first one in simple cases, one feels only characteristics symptoms of indigestion.In serious cases, it`s registered excessive fermentation and a feeling of extreme ardency. Great alteration in the clinical condition occurs through hemorrhage or perfuration. The second one comes out through infection and its symptoms are the stomach obstruction and gastric slowness.This one will need a detailed surgery, so that no rapture of the gastric ligaments may occur.
DJ: Yes! They're not worshipers of Lymphatic Phlegm!
Diego: Come on! Let's spread the word of Lymphatic Phlegm, children!
Kyle: And soon, the world will be ours!