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Cody: I got Baldi!

Alex: I got Playtime and It's a Bully!

Jake: And I got all of the other Baldi plush toys!

Emma: What?

Cody: Yep! We will be confiscating them!

Emma: Give me my stu- GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! NOW!!!

A loud bang is heard

Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo............... (Crying) (then she speaks with her thoughts) This is what life is like when you have four brothers and you're the only girl.

Cody: Now that we've messed it up we should burn the plushes in the furnace!

Jake: We'll burn the house down!

Mike: What is going on?

Cody: We're confiscating Emma‘s Baldi plushes!

Emma is seen in XXXTentacion mode

Mike: Emma, get up.

Emma: (Cries) I can't...

Alex: YES!!!

Mike: What happened?

Cody: Emma, we've started it. (with Jake) We've put them in the dishwasher!

Mike: They're gonna melt in there.

Emma: I don't care! Just buy me new ones!

Cody: Emma they are on my pa-

Emma: I DON'T CARE!!!

Emma (in slow-mo): IIIIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody (voice-over; thoughts): This girl, is crazy.

Jake: Oooohhh!!!

Emma: YOU'RE BUYING ME NEW ONES IF THEY MELT!!!

Cody: Don't care!

Alex: Look what I got!

Emma: DAD HE HAS MY BALDI X PLAYTIME PORNOGRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: (voice-over) Welcome.. to Jurassic Park. (humming to Jurassic Park theme, while Emma screams the same quote that she just spoke but it's in slow motion)

Mike: I don't even know what you just said!

Emma: (While Alex is mocking her) HE HAS MY BALDI X PLAYTIME PORNOGRAPHY!!!

Alex: NA NA NA BOO BOO!!!

Mike: Put her stuff back!

Emma: PUT THEM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody: I got Alex's Xbox!

Alex: WHAT?!?!

Alex slams Emma

Emma: Crying I want to cut myself... I want to end myself...

Mike: I swear if you-

Alex is seen axing the Arts and Crafters plush

Mike: REALLY YOU WANNA BREAK HER DAMN STUFF?!?!

The plush has been ripped to pieces

Mike: He just broke it!

Emma: WHAT?!?! HE BROKE IT?!?!

Mike: He broke it! See?

Emma: WHO AM I?!?! SOME THAT'S AFRAID TO LET GO!!! YOU DECIDE!!! IF YOU'RE EVER GONNA LET ME KNOW!!! SUICIDE!!! IF YOU EVER TRY TO LET GO!!! I'M SAD, I KNOW!!! I'M SAD, I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Stop singing XXXTentacion Emma, it’s not a big deal!

Alex: Fuck you!

Emma: AND YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

Cody: Nope! Let's go 9/11 on it!

Jake: Sure!

Emma: You're not gonna do anything!

*Cody chainsaws the 1st Prize plush*

Emma: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma goes Into cardiac arrest and malfunctions

Emma: All systems shutting down... AI engine offline... functionality at 0%. Shutdown sequence... complete...

*Emma collapses to the floor dead*

Mike: GUYS!!! YOU GAVE HER A HEART ATTACK!!!

Alex: I don't care!

Cody: She deserved it!

Mike: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! NO GAMES FOR YOU 3!!! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!

Cody, Alex, and Jake: FUCK!!!

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