Jake: What’s up, guys! Welcome to another episode of Gizmoslip!
Ryan: Brandon Baldwin is visiting family in Montana. So we will take his place.
Jake: So we got a Xbox One.
Ryan: It is Cody’s, and we will do surgery to place the Xbox inside of Cody, then we’ll drop the squeaker off a 100 ft building and see if it saves the Xbox.
A time lapse of the surgery plays while a slowed down version of A$AP Rocky’s “Demons” plays
Jake: Now that we got the surgery done, let’s go to the site!
The scene cuts to the top of a parking garage
Cody: Crying Don’t do it, Jake... don’t do it, Ryan...
Ryan: Shut up, squeaker!
Ryan and Jake throw Cody down to the concrete ground. Cody breaks all of his bones on impact
Cody: Crying
Jake: Lets check out the slow down version!
They review a slow down version on impact
Jake: This is recording at 170,000 FPS.
Ryan: Look at how his body bounces!
Jake: Now lets go look at Cody!
They see Cody in a broken mess, and they see the Xbox
Jake: Cody puked the Xbox out when he fell.
Cody: Crying I need to go to the hospital...
Ryan: Slaps Cody SHUT UP!!!
Jake: The Xbox is done. See how the power button is broken?
Ryan: YOU DID THIS!!!
Ryan drags Cody up the top of the parking garage, and then slams him hard down the concrete ground
Jake: RYAN!!! YOU KILLED CODY!!!
Ryan: Whoops...
At home...
Mike: JAKE AND RYAN!!! HOW DARE YOU PERFORM ILLEGAL SURGERY ON CODY BY INSERTING HIS XBOX IN HIS STOMACH, THEN DROP HIM NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE FROM A 100 FT BUILDING, AND BREAKING HIS XBOX IN THE PROCESS!!! THAT’S IT!!! I WILL GET CHOZEN TOGUCHI AND HIS FRIENDS TO DESTROY YOUR ROOMS!!!
Chozen: GET REKT!!!
Jake: Crying
Ryan: Crying
Mike: NOW GO TO BED!!!