Violette: Why hello YouTube! Today we will be checking out the world's smartest toaster! It can read the weather, check emails and it can even talk!
( Violette Plugs In The Toaster)
Toaster: Hi!
Bill: THAT GHETTO TOASTER!!!
Toaster: Hey! Feelings dropped by 30%
Violette: BILL! WHATTHEF***WASTHATFOR?!?! NOWTHETOASTER'SFEELINGSISLOST!!! (fast talk)
Bill: THAT TOASTER IS STUPID! IT IS A USELESS PIECE OF S*** AND I WANT IT UNPLUGGED!!!
Toaster: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Violette: BILLSTOPDOINGITRIGHTNOWORIMMAKILLYOA**!!! (fast talk)
Bill: THAT'S IT JERKS!!! (smashes toaster)
Toaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Violette: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! YOUPSYCHOTHATTOASTERCOSTME$3,500ANDYOUDONOTDESTROYITYOUF***INGB****WHOLIKESA**!!! (fast talk)
Bill: IMMA KILL YOU VIOLETTE!!!
Violette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(dies)
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