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Violette: Hey William!

William: MOM NO I GOTTA DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT!

Violette: What is it?

William: It's a secret.

Bill: Just tell her, dingbag!

William: NO!

Bill: Show me what's in the bag then jerk!

William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: YES JERK!

Violette: I got the bag!

William: MOM PLEASE DON'T OPEN IT!

Violette: TOO BAD! (opens bag to find Nekopara)

Violette: What is that?

William: A game.

Violette: And what's it called?

William: Nekopara?

Violette: WILLIAMWHATTHEF***YOUB****BUYINGAMRATEDGAMEYOUPSYCHOYOURGONNADIEFROMTHIS!!! (fast talk)

William: I PLAYED GTA 5 AND THAT'S A M RATED GAME AND YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!

Bill: THAT'S DIFFERENT JERK! THIS GAME REALLY WILL BRAINWASH YOU!

William: HOW?!?!

Bill: GIVE ME THE GAME JERK!

Violette: BILL WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Bill: I'M GONNA BURN IT!

William: WHAT?!?! I DIDN'T EVEN UNWRAP IT!!!

Bill: Too bad jerk! (pours lighter fluid)

Violette: DO IT BILL DO IT!

William: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM YOU B****!!!

Bill: DON'T YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER THE B WORD JERK!

William: AND DON'T YOU DESTROY MY GAME!

Bill: TOO BAD JERK! (lights game and it catches on fire)

William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: YESGETREKTWILLIAMYOUB****!!! (fast talk)

William: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!!

Bill: NO JERK!

Violette: HOW ABOUT THIS?!?! (eggs William)

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IHAVEACURSEONMEANDICAN'TSTANDIT!!! (fast talk)

Bill: I WONDER WHY THAT IS JERK!!!

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