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Bill: I wanna watch football!

Violette: I wanna watch Discovery ID!

William: I wanna watch anime!

Andy: We have many TV's. Why can't you watch with those?

Violette: Cause this is the only TV with cable!

Bill: And I pay the bill's in this house, so I'M GOING!

William: NO YOUR NOT!

Bill: NO JERK!

Violette: I'M FEMALE! AND WOMAN GO FIRST, SO I'M WATCHING TV!!!

Bill: NO YOUR NOT, FEMINIST!

Violette: BILLYOUPSYCHOCALLINGMEAFEMINISTIAMNOTONEOFTHEM!!! (fast talk)

Bill: OH YEAH, JERK?!?! (Bill grabs a hammer and smashes TV)

William: GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: BILLYOUSAVAGETHATTVCOSTME$10,000!!! (fast talk)

Bill: IT DID NOT COST YOU 10 GRAND JERK!!!!

Andy: Now no one is watching TV!

Violette: AND WILLIAM IS PAYING FOR IT!

William: I DIDN'T EVEN SMASH IT, JERK!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: DON'T YOU SAY JERK, JERK!

William: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!

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