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Mike: Wassup Team DO5! Today, we're at Baltimore to meet up Playboi Carti!

Alex: HIS SONGS SUCK ASS!!!

Mike: ALEX!!! DON'T CUSS!!!

Heather: And Cody and Jake wanted to go! So be nice!

At the meetup

Carti: Who are you guys?

Mike: We're the family of the Youtube channel DaddyOFive.

Carti: No way! I watch you guys!

Cody: Me and Jake wanted to go.

Jake: Can you sing Magnolia?

Carti: Sure!

In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Used to sell rerock, running from the cops
Shooting at the opps (Yo Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?)
Shooting at the opps, cause I run they block
Gimme top (top) in my drop-top
All these hoes gon' flock (flock, flock) when I drop (drop, drop)
All these hoes gon' flock (flock, flock) when I drop (drop, drop)
All these hoes gon' flock (flock, flock) when I drop (drop, drop)
Woo, woo, woo, woo
Woo, woo, woo, woo
All these hoes want cash, all these hoes want bags
Fucking on yo' bitch, uh, I'm her dad
All these niggas sound like cash (sound like cash)
I'm a soldier, damn, I thought I told you
Shootin' like a soldier, like I'm from Magnolia
All these, niggas, always, fold
Big, bank, never, fold
Sippin, Act', fill that shit slowly
Bitches, on me, say she like my clothing
I'm in London, Young Carti global
Designer is on me, call it dirty laundry
All these bitches want Young Carti, Young Carti (yeah)
Ay, Young Carti, Young Carti (what)
Young Carti, Young Carti (yeah)
All of your bitches they loose
All of your bitches they loose
All of my bitches they rich
And they stay rockin' that Rick
What, what, huh, what, what, huh
Rich, rich, Cash Carti, bitch
Rich, bitch, got a rich clique
I'm suckin' on the clit, she suckin' on the dick
Give that hoe a tip, told her "Buy some kicks"
Then I brush my teeth, pop up in a whip
Glocky in the whip, glocky in the whip
And I'm cocky, fuckin' on a thotty
She just wanna plot me, bitch can't stop me
I'm riding in a Mazi, this ain't even my Mazi
Oh, that's not yo' thottie, yo' bitch look like a aunty
Walked in with Ashanti, damn, that look like Shanti
Damn, that look like Carti, I think dat be Young Carti
Heard he spent a hunnid on a fucking watch piece, that's filthy

Alex: FUCK YOU!!!

Alex slams Carti

Mike: ALEX!!!

Carti: Chill!

Alex: NO!!! DIE!!!

Alex beats up Carti

Mike: ALEX WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Cody: CARTI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crying

Jake: What the bell?!

Alex: GET FUCKED!!!

Carti: You idiot... I'm paralyzed...

Heather: HE CAN'T MOVE!!! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!

Alex: NOTHING!!!

Mike: LETS GO!!! I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ALEX!!!

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