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Alastor: Yay! Today is my birthday! I can’t wait for it to be great!

Alastor goes downstairs to find Officer Slater from Superbad and Lucy from Charlie Brown giving him an angry look.

Slater: Alastor! Today will be your Nappy Birthday!

Lucy: You will not have any fun at all!

Alastor: That’s bad! Anyway, what’s for breakfast?

Slater: Rotten eggs. Eat it and you’re going to smell like poop!

Alastor: No!

Alastor throws the eggs at Slater and Lucy.

Slater: How dare you do that!

Lucy: When we change, we’re going to give you your presents!

The scene cuts to Alastor opening his presents.

Slater: We got you Dora the Explorer, Teletubbies, Higglytown Heroes, Pajanimals, Bubble Guppies, JoJo’s Circus, Barney DVDs, Elmo DVDs, Team UmiZoomi, The Good Night Show, 64 Zoo Lane, Bear in the Big Blue House, and Pinkfong.

Lucy: We also got you a Dora plush, a Barney plush, a Barbie doll, an Afterglow Wii Remote, and Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader for the Wii.

Alastor: I don’t want those presents!

Slater: Too bad! Now it’s time for cake!

The cake is filled with dirt.

Alastor: Wait, what is that?

Slater: It’s a nappy!

Lucy: You will wear them forever and ever!

Officer Slater and Lucy put on Alastor’s nappy.

Slater: You will use your nappy to go to the bathroom for now on.

Lucy: Lastly, you’re grounded forever! You will have nothing but the things you got for your birthday and your nappy!

Slater: Go to bed now you big baby!

Alastor: I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

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